Roastory / The AI Roast Lab
Your ego.
Our next experiment.
Upload your outfit, room, or dating profile. Get an AI-generated rating, a brutally funny roast, and something worth sending to the group chat.
AI entertainment. Not a verdict on your worth.
“Your outfit says ‘creative director.’ Your shoes say ‘lost luggage.’”
Illustrative roast. Yours will be personal.
The lab code
AI-generated, never pretending to be human
Roast the choices. Not someone's worth.
Share your own results, on your terms
01 / Choose your target
Four ways to
get humbled.
A fit. A space. A first impression. A whole personality. Pick the part of your life that's ready for a little comic scrutiny.
Upload → Get rated → Send to the chat
Choose a roast, submit your own photo or details, and let AI turn them into entertainment.
Outfit Roast
The fit check your friends are too polite to give. Put your styling choices under the microscope.
Room Rating
From the chair full of clothes to your questionable wall art. Give your room its main-character moment.
Dating Profile Roast
Bios, photos, and mixed signals. Find out what your profile is really putting out there.
Personality Roast
Tell us about yourself. We'll turn your quirks into the punchline—not a psychological assessment.
02 / Pick your dose
Small price. Big punchline.
Choose one roast or go all in with the complete report.
À la roast
One target. One very honest AI take.
The full experiment
Premium Bundle
$12.99
All four ratings, personalized feedback, and a shareable report. Because one punchline is rarely enough.
Save $7.97 compared with buying all four separately.
Free
For individuals getting started
$0/month
- 1 workspace
- Up to 3 team members
- Basic analytics
- Community support
03 / Proceed with a sense of humor
The group chat
needs new material.
Bring your confidence. Leave with a punchline. Your next screenshot starts in the lab.
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